There’s been a particularly egregious spam-flood here of late. Akismet has kept back the majority, but some of the filth has still seeped through. As such, I’m instituting a new policy for spammers, effective immediately. Hereafter, any spammers caught within the perimeter will be fed to the Crabipede.

What’s a Crabipede you ask? Here’s a delicious-looking necropsy of a juvenile specimen:

Fear the Crabipede

Spammers be warned.